Overheard at a coffee caravan in a country coastal town: “What day of the week is it? I never know at this time of year.”
“Who cares? That’s why we’re on holidays.”
Ain’t that the truth? Aside from religionists who mustn’t forget their day of worship and newspaper columnists on deadline, the week after Christmas means freedom from knowing what day it is. Freedom from Monday blues, from Tuesday traffic, from the Wednesday hump. Saturday night isn’t even on Saturday, it’s on New Year’s Eve, and the hangover might as well be on a Thursday. Who cares?
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End-of-year holidays are a time for contemplating how much of the holiday spirit you would like to import into the rest of the year. Night-time walks. Time in nature. Beach cricket. Card and board games with the family. No TV. More (or less) exercise. No phone reception. Turkey, prawns, fruitcake. And to fully fantasise: not knowing what day of the week it is.
Unlike the day, the month or the year, the seven-day week has no natural reason for being. It’s not governed by the sun or the moon. Its origins and continuance lie in religion and power. In his book The Week: A History of the Unnatural Rhythms That Made Us Who We Are, the American historian David Henkin writes that the seven-day week originated with the Roman empire, so that’s another thing they left us along with the roads and the aqueducts. The Romans lined up weekdays with the seven visible planets, but that was only an arbitrary way of co-ordinating their labour force and record-keeping, and if they’d been able to see Neptune and Pluto we might have a nine-day week.
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Also spreading were the monotheistic religions – Judaism, Christianity, Islam – which organised a week around a single day of rest and observance of rituals. Henkin researched diaries from the industrial revolution and found that along with work being organised into units of seven days, people were increasingly remembering that certain events happened on a Monday, a Friday and so on, instead of by the date. From the 1950s came the week-shaping schedules dictated by television, by government-regulated schooling, and by new religions like spectator sports.
And so here we are, toiling under the yoke of Monday-to-Sunday except for this one blessed week when we forget when to put the bins out.
But is the seven-day dictatorship really a tyranny? Do we really want a whole year of the week after Christmas? The weeks fly by too fast, but is it an alternative not to have a week at all? Do we want to aspire to the weekless condition of early childhood, late-life oblivion, chronic addlement, destitution or infirmity where one day is pretty much the same as the next? Is a perpetual holiday all it’s cracked up to be?
